The Professor is none to fond of folding laundry, but when he does it, he does it extremely well. I didn't realize how good he actually was because he'd fold and put away (shocking) before I could catch a glimpse. Recently, however, he forgot a pile of t-shirts on the edge of the couch. I could not figure out which of my lovely children was capable of producing such a tidy stack. I stood stunned and eventually shouted...
"WHO folded that laundry???"
The kids all thought someone was in trouble. "Not me!" "I didn't do it!" "I didn't touch the laundry."
The Professor walked in and said, "I did that. Why do you ask?"
"YOU did it? How did you learn to do that?"
"Remember that YouTube video on Japanese t-shirt folding you showed us a couple years ago?"
"I just thought it was kind of clever... I honestly didn't think you'd actually use it! Well, congratulations. You officially fold laundry better than your mother."
"I know. I'm faster than you are, too."
"Uh huh... maybe you should take over all folding duties."
"No thanks. I'd rather hold the baby while you do the laundry."
