Funny Quotes...

"It often happens that I wake at night, begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember I am the pope."
~ Pope John XXIII

"Please tell me you're all Republican."
~ Ronald Reagan in the hospital emergency room after  being shot

"Stupidity is also a gift from God, but one mustn't misuse it." 
~ Blessed John Paul II

"Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car." 
~ G.K. Chesterton
Posted on July 30, 2011 and filed under "quotes".